May 2013
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
i-like-pigeons:
Things that I write:
Sins
Things that I don’t write:
Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
This Place
peetasboxers:
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
wolfveins:
tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
timecannotberewritten:
dovahqueene:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
rupindah:
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
youngblackandvegan:
jonesalicious:
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
