trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
i-like-pigeons: Things that I write: Sins Things that I don’t write: Tragedies Things people haven’t heard of Closing the god damn door Things the Bride is: A whore Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: This Place
peetasboxers: BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you” the da vinci code has been cracked
wolfveins: tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
rupindah: I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?